I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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