The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
be right there i have to get my cape
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
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Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I wear drunk well.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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