Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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