she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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