Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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