TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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