were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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