But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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