how can u be prego again
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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