I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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