Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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