You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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