Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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