im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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