one might say we're banned from that church
i was born a porn star she said
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
This is my gift to your gina
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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