My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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