dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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