You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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