i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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