I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..