the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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