is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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