Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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