last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
there is puke in my bra ... again
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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