Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
You took a bar mat shot.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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