clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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