So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
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