do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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