worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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