My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
How external is "for external use only"?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
