Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Welp...herpes.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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