Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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