dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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