i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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