so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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