Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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