The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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