I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
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Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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