Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I am full of burrito and curiosity
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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