Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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