idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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