Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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