we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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