You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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