great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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