so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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