He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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