i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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