worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
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I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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