If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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