summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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