Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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