I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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