beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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