haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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