CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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