Do vagina's smell?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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