What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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